Note to self: Don’t eat the same food as the guests. Me stomach feels like it’s going to explode.


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thenardierswould:

Monsieur Thenardier would enjoy bubble baths.

Where’d you find this out? This is supposed to be me little secret.

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Watching ‘em run amuck and catching ‘em as they fall is one of my favorite hobbies.


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“I am Master of the House.”              -Thenardier

And you best not forget it either.


Some bastard just took the child, Colette I think, from me and me wife. He didn’t even pay up neither. 

At least I got an extra room in me inn now, anyone need a place to stay?


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